– Mommy, I want to work in the circus.
– Really? What would you like to do? Would you like to be a dog trainer?
– A clown?
– The girl with pink feathers riding the elephant?
– Don’t tell me you’ll be with the tigers!
– OK, I give up.
– (Staring at the metallic structure holding the trapeze): I want to be the person that ties those ropes.
– Well, because if nobody ties those ropes, then there can’t be a trapeze!